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"If i'm going to merely ramble, maybe I should just snuggle under the warm covers, think of miu, and play with myself" - Murakami

digital cannabis

If you've ever wondered what it would look like to watch a digital version of your self get high, look no further than GTA V. It's quite realistic (notice the blurred vision, me bumping into the table and then looking off into the distance longingly- a pretty accurate depiction of me stoned if I must say so myself). The game is essentially a simulacra of modern day American life to the point of absurdity. I mean, you can even take selfies, edit photos in an instagram imitation app, and then email said selfie to your 'physical-self'- all from an in-game smart phone. You're also free to drink whiskey, join a cult, and gaze through a telescope from your apartment in addition to all of the traditional GTA madness. This isn't news for a lot of people as the game has been out for some time, It's just amazing/bizarre to me how much detail they are able to get into the GTA series these days and I couldn't love it more. I managed to capture some 'Breaking Bad' inspired images just for the hell of it. Although, I'm still waiting for someone to do a shot-for-shot remake of the "Half-Measures" episode... 

*the Vertical Video Syndrome above video was intentional to further establish the "highness" :]

"but I brought dipping sticks"

"but I brought dipping sticks"

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now..."

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now..."